11:25pm, Eric: “ooh looks like the movie is over.”

Kelly: “yeah its been over for like 10 minutes!”

Eric: (rubbing eyes and stumbling out of room) “oooh… ok I’m going to go lay down on the bed for a minute.”

Kelly: “yeah? minute or like 8 hours? I’ll come find you in a minute”

(mumble from other room): “how will you find me?”

…

(mumble from other room): “do you have your phone? I’ll send directions…”

… text message arrives: “From couch go straight, then take left turn. Go 10 ft”

good thing I got this message in time, otherwise I might have gotten trapped in the area between the refrigerator and the stove, behind the recycling, and who knows how long it would have taken to get out of there.