Author Archives: mckellister

Wearing a yellow spandex body suit, white fake fur coat, and lots of black makeup, I make a decent Lady Gaga impression as we decipher the subway entrance sign at Bergen Street. We both drank healthily at the Halloween party … Continue reading →

The Agent stands on the agreed upon corner in the West Village, somehow looking just as stoned in his suit and tie as he sounded over the phone. He greets us with a smile and a weak handshake. After saying … Continue reading →

note… I actually wrote this before Hurricane Sandy, and don’t intend it to be any statement about the hurricane or its aftermath.  thanks for understanding. New York City surprises me. The people are all wearing clothes – trendy clothes – … Continue reading →

Where are you from? Port Angeles.  I call it PA.  You probably haven’t heard of it, although you may have heard of Forks WA?  It’s kinda near there.  What are you doing in New York City?  Well, mostly boring stuff, like … Continue reading →